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Travel Doctor - Common Diseases

Driving a car these days instead of using public transport can be bad for your health. Here are some common diseases which the Travel Doctors have a cure for:

  • Ford Poisoning
  • Epileptic Fiat
  • Varicose Vans
  • Menincargitis
  • Volkswagen Polio
  • Cadillac Arrest
  • Congestionitis
  • Speed Mumps
  • Queue Fever
  • Ringroadworm
  • Sideroadsis
  • Parking Zones disease

If you discover any other reactions to driving a car, please let us know by emailing us through the contact us part of this website. thank you and good health!

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